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Seat Jacker

Someone who takes your spot of the couch when you leave for less then a minute as if hes waiting for his opportunity to strike
Joe is a seat jacker so watch your shit.
Seat Jacker by RKALLDAY September 23, 2012

seatjack 

to steal ones seat when they leave it for a moment
When Jenny got up to get a drink, she got seatjacked by Harry.
seatjack by YeahRealSimple February 10, 2010

seatjack 

to have a seat on a public transportation vehicle taken from the rightful person through side stepping, racing in front or hurdling
Heading home after a long day's work and was seatjacked on the number 2 train.
seatjack by nyalias81 December 4, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026