seasons greetings

A geekier way of saying "Happy Holidays." Usually embroidered on doormats and other brute holiday paraphernalia for political correctness.

geek: seasons greetings
person: what the
geek: greetings and salutations
person: hrm, your back

by meskk December 5, 2007

season's greetings

Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted

John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John

by Fartso October 8, 2007