Sealification 

The clubbing of baby seals.

Ex.
Due to the the Sealification of Seals we have more blubber boots.
Ex. 2
Sealification is the recommended anhilation of baby seals in the U.S

Sealification by The Big Kitty Kat October 23, 2014

tissue sea-life

subterranean reproductive organisms found often dried in the folds of tissue nestled in dark corners under or near adolescent and post-adolescent male's place of slumber. Its distinctive characteristics include its crusty texture accompanied by its sea-like aroma.

Good God, it smells like tissue sea-life in here. What have you been doing?!

tissue sea-life by Riceball8 January 22, 2007

reviving sexlife 

Going many years without sex , now is time to get back to the action before forgetting how

going 3 years without a {woman} , it is overly time to reviving sexlife and getting {laid} .

reviving sexlife by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017

Sea Life 

Real definition: creatures of the sea (fish, amphibians, aquatic mammals, etc.)

Fun definition: another way of saying crushes (courtesy of my friends)
Usually, if one has a crush, one will choose a creature of the sea (e.g. Catfish, shark, sperm whale, etc.) and use it as a code name for their crush.
Often (but not exclusively) an animal beginning with the same letter as ones crush- (e.g. Blob fish=Bobby)
The 'sea' can also be used as a code name for 'love life'

Person one: "so how's your sea life been recently, guys?"
Person two: "well, Carp knows my name."
Person three: "My sea is dead, nothing has survived, all sea life is irradiated."

Sea Life by LookinForPizza December 10, 2020

sealien 

an intelligent, terrestrial organism living undetected in underwater bases across all major seas on planet Earth.

Dude, I always told you, it's sealiens, not aliens :D

sealien by Guts Berzoerk January 12, 2024