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SeaTac Mall 

The former name of a shopping center located in "Downtown" Federal Way. Currently known as The Commons at Federal Way, which is the dumbest name for a mall especially if you know about Federal Way.

It's the city's way of trying to seem more sophisticated, but who are we kidding, it's Federal Way y'all.

Real Federal Wayans still call it SeaTac. The term "The Commons" is only uttered sarcastically, with disdain or as a way of poking fun of the gangsta posers and wannabe scene kids.
Wanna go to the Seatac Mall?

You mean the Commons?

Fuck you.
SeaTac Mall by neverminder August 20, 2009
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SeaTac Steamer 

When staying at the worst hotel near the Seattle Tacoma Airport, taking a shit in the bathroom right before your friend's turn to take a shower.
I wouldn't go in there right now, Rope just dropped a SeaTac Steamer. Let's go get a roll of soggy old carpet from the pile outside and beat him with it.
An Irish word of an undefined and scrupulous origin. Notoriously difficult to use in a sentence due to the fact that no-one, Native Irish speakers included, actually knows what it means.

Seatach is unique amongst the Irish lexicon, as rather than being spoken consciously, it is primarily used in dreams, and by the sleeping. Upon waking, however, they will likely have no recollection of what context they used it in, or why.
"Someone called me seatach today, and I am unsure how to react." "Can't help you there, brother."
Seatach by Yerman Youngbuck June 11, 2022
1) Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, just south of Seattle and north of Tacoma. Main airline - Alaska Airlines.

2) A city between Seattle and Tacoma, 10 square miles in area with a population over 25,000. The borders surround SeaTac Airport, but the Airport does not belong to the city. Previously Unincorporated King County, SeaTac became a city in February 1990.
1) I fly out of SeaTac tomorrow morning.

2) A: Where do you live?
B: SeaTac
A: You mean at the airport?!
B: No. SeaTac is a city, too.
A: Really?
B: Yes.
A: UrbanDictionary doesn't say it is...
B: Well, it is a city...and it says it now.
SeaTac by Andrea Rose October 9, 2008
One of the oldest black neighbor hoods in America
I'm from the university of Seatack.
Seatack by Wahli Waziri March 17, 2021
An Irish word of an undefined and scrupulous origin. Notoriously difficult to use in a sentence due to the fact that no-one, Native Irish speakers included, actually knows what it means.

Seatach is quite unique amongst the Irish lexicon, as rather than being spoken consciously, it is primarily used in dreams, and by the sleeping. Upon waking, however, they will likely have no recollection of what context they used it in, or why.
"Someone called me seatach today, and I am unsure how to react." "Can't help you there, brother."
Seatach by Yerman Youngbuck June 11, 2022