A Scud is London Street slang for a zoot (also London Street Slang.)

A Scud is rolled in such a way that it resembles a scud missile. Very fat at one end and small and slim at the other.
Bush: I lurv England! Where can I get me some grass?

Blair: I'm rather brass at the mo but I'll just call the police comissioner and see if he can tick us......

Police Comissioner: Righty-oh. We just pulled a dealer in let me see....

Dealer: Bombo Cleet! Where's my bag or tweed??? That's about 25 Scuds worth.
by SouthsideLondona January 13, 2005
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That dude with a spiders web tattooed on his face is a pure scud.
by Chris Hume February 2, 2004
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Scud is an acronym used to define a female that posses appealing attributes of the body, but lacks facial beauty. Also commonly associated with "Butterface" or "Cept-her-Face" Scud stands for -- Suddenly Comes Un Desireable -- and it is just used to describe a woman who looks attractive from a distance, but up close suddenly you become less interested.
Hey man, check out that hottie over there, I am gonna go check her out. ::::Man walks, turns around:::: Dude what a scud, I thought she was cute, but I got closer and she just was a butterface.
by Steve Fuller January 3, 2005
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All chics are scuds. Except for ugly and fat chics cuz they aren't real people....then it extends into the different types of scuds
by balls&mcdonalds June 12, 2010
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scottish slang term for buckfast or MD2020 the "neddy" drinks
"Geiz a scoop ae yer scud el swed" which translates into

"give me a drink of your scud my man"
by whosemaw? August 18, 2009
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What with the war on Iraq here is an old one first introduced by Mike Myers on Wayne's World circa 1991 meaning a female that appears to be good looking from far away but in reality is far away from good looking.
Hey check out the rack coming towards us that chick is...Oh no! she's a scud!
by Yada yada April 24, 2003
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"Zack"- Are u down to give scuds?
"Jennfer"- OK!!
by User 60 April 10, 2008
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