Scrunch

Meaning something is gross or nasty

Yo dude that girl is scrunch af!

by ThatGuyNamedTitan November 17, 2014

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

by djstatus June 7, 2009

Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 3, 2010

scrunch

A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.

After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.

by Probably the Best Beer in the World April 24, 2007

Scrunch

A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.

Scrunch is in epic bitch. I often feel the compulsion to insult her.

by I Know Someone Who Likes BFing December 8, 2013

scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick

Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching

by djstatus June 7, 2009

Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.

Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.

by FRP July 3, 2010