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crumsucker 

When a man has sex with a woman and cums on ther pubic hair and it dries up,then the next person comes along and wants to eat her out and eats the dried up cum on her pubic hair.
Dude your such a crumsucker.
crumsucker by D-Man401 November 10, 2009

scumsucker 

Julian Ford, he a badass scumsucker
scumsucker by Steve March 18, 2004

Scrubfuckery

Scrubfuckery is the phenomenon of scrubs (broke ass jive ass turkey ass mufuckas) still managing to get laid in lieu of their lack of funds and inability to pay for anything. Biochemical engineering analysts conclude that the "Scrub" emits a subtle yet powerful pheromone that alters the minds of those around him, causing an outpouring of generosity and admiration directed at the Scrub. This can be thought of as a subconscious Jedi mind trick. Political analysts call it "Reverse-Communism," and can lead to a further state known as "Gettinfreeshitism."
Damn I dont know how he does it. Bitches just goin' to him.
Yeah ain't he broke as a joke?
Fo sho'. Scrub status. But, there it is plain as day.
Yeah, nigga still gettin laid.
Straight Scrubfuckery homie.
Scrubfuckery by gotmoneyjones March 10, 2010

scumfuckery, n 

*scumfuckers, n: the act of showing up uninvited to a private home and destroying/damaging/rendering unusable/defecating upon/micturating upon the personal goods of the owner of the establishment. can also mean stealing of any valuable goods from a private home/business.

*scumfuckers, n2: the labeling of particular individuals that engage in scumfuckery, one who engages in scumfuckery.

*scumfuck, to scumfuck, v: the act of in any way devaluing another private citizen's property after entering their home without consent.
scumfuckery, n1: 'Just don't engage in any scumfuckery, Homeless Hal.'

scumfuckers, n2: 'Those scumfuckers sure torched that tapestry last night.'

scumfuck, v: 'Let's go to Geoff's party and scumfuck that place up.'

Scrumbucket 

A disappointment, or someone or something being compared to as worse than trash.
You are such a scrumbucket.
Scrumbucket by Bob Snichder June 2, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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