scrumptless 

Opposite of Scrumptious.

Damn Dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather snack on dog shit than eat this.

scrumptless by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

scrumptless 

The opposite of scrumptious

damn dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather eat the ass out of a dead rhino.

scrumptless by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

scrumptulescent 

Absolutely delightful, excellent, or delicious in the extreme. Referring more to thought and form, than to flavor. (Root word: scrumptious Source: Saturday Night Live, "The Actor's Guild")

His on stage antics weren't just amazing, they were scrumptulescent, transcending all levels of excellent.

scrumptulescent by Josh McCormick October 11, 2002

Scrumptulescent 

1. Absolutely excruciatingly amazing
2. Thrillingly taste

I can’t help it but write a big, fat, scrumptulescent BOOOOOOYAAAAA for the day.

Scrumptulescent by SPzzz April 9, 2011

Scrumptulescent 

The essence of a food or beverage that is seemingly indescribable, and enraptures all five senses in a state of euphoria.

Allen flew as high as a mother honking kite after he tasted the scrumptulescent flo's chicken wings.

Scrumptulescent by Swedish Samurai February 11, 2010

scrumptulescent 

1. So good you wish you could eat it

I can’t help it but write a big, fat, scrumptulescent BOOOOOOYAAAAA for the day

scrumptulescent by spzzzzz April 19, 2011

Scrumples 

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

Scrumples by Luke October 4, 2004