Scrub Life
Scrub Life by Phflegm August 10, 2015
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Scrub Life
A lifestyle choice selected by the individuals in society who refuse to do much of anything outside of watching TV or playing video games. They are incredibly lazy, and will always opt for the easiest choice when making a decision. Essentially the opposite of the Thug Life
Dan: "Have you seen Jack recently?"
Paul: "Nah man, I heard he hasn't come out of his house in like a week."
Dan: "SCRUB LIFE!"
Paul: "Nah man, I heard he hasn't come out of his house in like a week."
Dan: "SCRUB LIFE!"
Scrub Life by PoleJam March 17, 2011
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Scrub Life
Life style of a healthcare professional always in their scrubs. Females living the SCRUB LIFE can go from makeup to Scrubs in under 2 minutes. A CNA, CMA, RMA, LPN, and RN likely have more scrubs in their closets than regular clothes.
Friend: Girl, can I borrow a pair of heels?
Nurse: Heels?? Lol.. Girl.. I live the Scrub Life.. I have Scrubs and 20 dif pairs of tennis shoes... You want Nike, Jordan, or K-Swiss I got you 😂
Nurse: Heels?? Lol.. Girl.. I live the Scrub Life.. I have Scrubs and 20 dif pairs of tennis shoes... You want Nike, Jordan, or K-Swiss I got you 😂
Scrub Life by HealthCareProfessional April 19, 2017
scrublite
A word nobody fucking cares about except a nerd, which he uses to try to seduce goddesses and fails miserably at doing so.
scrublite by piratehooker6903 April 28, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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