That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.
Someone whose tongue is sticking out on their picture or icon on your phone. Every time they message you, it looks like they are licking your screen. Not to be confused with the below average and desperate window licker. A screen licker is a whole 'nuther level of licking!
When he messaged me, it looked like he was licking my screen.... he is such a screenlicker ;)
when A Jamicanbritishguy is watching Ben fogle show and drinking beer then he starts to licking the tv screen to admire Ben fogle but he pretends he hates Ben fogle to others its called Jamican Screenlicker
---:hey mate (Asha) your tv screen is clean and shiny but smells like crotch how did u clean it?
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.