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Scousers are different from Liverpudlians. Liverpudlians are the friendly ones who have a sence of humour and full time employment.
Scousers on the other hand have a are overly cocky, have a huge chip on their shoulder and genrally hate everyone who is not related to them or live on the same crappy councel estate.
You will never get a scouser fighting on his own, typically that will fight in large groups and will only engage in combat when they outnumber the opposition 10 to 1. They take pride in the city of Liverpool without knowing a fucking thing about it and are generally a drain on society. They will take the piss out of anyone they consider to be a "whool" and yet and valid critisism aimed at scousers is met with great refute.
Simply put, scousers are fucking wankers who like to feel superiour to the people they dispise.They are so physically and morally repugnant that they fail to notice that they are an amalgom of all that things they cliam not to be.
"You dont want to fuck with scousers lad"
"Really, why not"
"because we are all shithouses and will batter you with all our scumbag mates"
by Crosby Lad January 11, 2008
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evertonian. a common misunderstanding is that a lot of scousers support liverpool when infact the majority follow everton hence the nickname (the people's club). Liverpool fans originate mainly from ireland and scandinavia. Liverpool fans who do actually come from liverpool usually fit the typical over exaggerated stereotype of scousers, normally unemployed, drunk, thieving and abusing the benefit system
That Tony Hibbert is a proper scouser.
by blueblooded June 25, 2006
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Wye aye man. Ama Scouser from Liverpool innit? sure thats gordie, never mind. Not all scousers are twats however about 90% are, nice people include ken dodd and the beatles.

On the contrary people are simple scared of scousers because they talk to you. i.e on the train "mind if i read that paper you've finished with?" in liverpool "sure mate" in london "oh my god someone's talking to me on the tube arrrrrrrrrrrr"

Most do where lacoste, and lots of gold, shame, some do steal cars, most sell drugs, that's the only reason people get shot - but then surly liverpool has a fairly low gun and car crime rate compared to some places.
by Jmckeown November 21, 2003
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A scouser is the universal term used to describe a person from Liverpool and more importantly one who is on the lower rung of society. Scousers are generally poor and fill their need for televisions with thieving addictions. Scousers can be found in poorly lighted car parks and dark alleys.
That guy who stole your TV was probably a scouser.

The World Cup was stolen by a scouser.
by Synapse215251 December 10, 2006
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A load of cunts that talk with a fucking stupid accent. They all dress the same and make up stupid words that don't make sense. The girls are mostly slags and all the males think they are hard because they fight about 40 on 1 and they take pills.Most are fat and poor. They are also incredibly stupid.
Guy 1"hey looks scoucers over there"
Guy 2"Wow suddenly I just feel alot richer, better dressed, thinner and smarter"
by Killer March 10, 2005
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Someone From Liverpool

Most Scousers Are Generally Friendly People And We Have Da Best Accent Goin Lad

Yer Laa! Fukin Soundd Dem Scousers Laa

by x Scouse Pwincess x January 26, 2008
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i hate the way wools go on about scousers it really annoys me. If half of the stupid greasy heded gelled haired scals actually got their facts right then they would realise that 70% of the crime rate is actually in manchester/ warrington areas an not in liverpool! so the next time a wool calls u a scal or ses "go an rob a car" tell them to fuck off an go an wash there greasy permed haired an to go an get it dyed agen cos the roots are down to their ass! Wools wear baggy jeans an footy shirts wich just dont go an big sketcher trainers with big chunky light up heals on the bottom also last years fashion coats with there hair gelled bak so it wont move out of place for two centurys an have light blue eyeshadow on with big hop earings an two dangly peaces of hair down the side of their face an not forgetting the famous "hoodies" wich luk an absoloute show an jus luk scruffy so all u wools can fuk off hu skit scousers an am sure thereare sum wools hu are nice in fact i no there are wools hu r nice but scousers are nice too so dont fuking forget it!!!nobs
wool: "haha say funky chicken haha hehe"
Scouser: er no go an wash ye hair ye scruff
by kate June 27, 2004
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