Girl 2 "He is a Scott."
Girl 1 "THAT explains everything."
Girl 2: "I went out with Scott."
Girl 1: "Aw, I forgot you were dating Scott....Wanna trade boyfriends?!"
Girl 2: "Nope."
His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.
Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
Me: Are you serious?
Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?
Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
Yeah, I'd totally date him!
B)The most amazing artist I've ever been lucky enough to know. Seeking to graduate FSU in 2013 and pursue the arts.
"you know it! He is so the beznez<3"