scooterbeast 

A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.

"I almost got run over by a scooterbeast at Wally World today."

scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014

Scooteria 

The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.

person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."

person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."

Scooteria by scooteria October 4, 2010

scooterist 

Someone who rides scooters. See Also: Scooter Fag for a better example.

I'm a scooterist, I own a Lambretta.

scooterist by Voneville September 14, 2005

scooterpoot 

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

scooterpoot by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterific 

A descriptor for anything which is as economical and eco-friendly as scooters; primarily used in modern renditions of 1950's and 60's humor.

"Those recycled bike tire belts are scooterific"

scooterific by C. Higgins October 10, 2009

Scooter Pie 

A cheap knock off of the moonpie. It is available mainly in the northern United States. In Canada and the UK it is called a Wagon Wheel. The Scooter Pie consists of two graham crackerish cookies, a marshmallow filling, and a waxy chocolate coating.

BettyRuth, would you go into the Stop-N-Go and pick me up a Pepsi and a Scooter Pie or two?

Scooter Pie by SpookyT April 26, 2006

Anal Scootering 

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.

Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.

Anal Scootering by UMARZ May 27, 2010