friend:who? that cop over there?
you: yeah... that dude is a racist bastard!
go talk to him you'll see
friend:hey officer,why did you violate my friends rights and call him racist names?
cop: now sir, why would i do a thing like that? i'm an officer of the law.would you like a donut buddy?"
cop:yeah,i got jelly
cop:no worries buddy.watch your head.
friend:well yeah,i just talked to the officer and he said he didn't do anything.in fact,he was nice. he even offered me a donut and helped me watch my head!
you: what!?%@! and you took it!?!
friend:well...yeah.whats wrong with that?
it was good advice.
you: no dummy,the donut! you took it?
friend:well,yeah..he seems nice
you:mayne,he did just did a scoob & doo!!!!
friend:you got scoob & dooed?
you: yeah asshole!i got scoob & dooed!!!
i mean,scoob & did!!
friend:is that like being abb & cost(ed)?
you: yeah...but worse.