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Scoatz Ma Goatz aka Scoating My Goats Translates to a form of bestiality. Scoating Is An Action Where The Penis Is Rubbed Against The Poon In A Forceful Motion
My Friend Brad Scoatz Ma Goatz yesterday and does not stop until he shoots a load into its poon
by JigglyOrpheus23 May 31, 2014

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