Edward Scissortoes 

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

Edward Scissortoes by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010

Scissor Bone 

The Scissor Bone is the mechanism responsible for the tapering and chopping off of dangling turds from the bottom. The Scissor Bone can also be used to hold back farts and, if the owner has a very strong Scissor Bone, it can be used to prevent anal rape.

My boyfriend slipped it in the wrong hole last night, I think he broke my scissor bone, I can't seem to hold anything back...

Scissor Bone by Top Set March 18, 2011

scissorbang 

Both females spread eagle and girate vigorously while tickling each other’s meat curtains.

“Hey babe, lets go to Applebee’s for the 2 for 20 and scissorbang for dessert.’’

scissorbang by Roxy Redbud July 19, 2019

scissor bone sneeze 

To rip ass

Dam Joe, that scissor bone sneeze was rank!

scissor bone sneeze by Wizkid1320 May 29, 2019

ScissorBoo 

When someone needs to cut their toe nails.

ScissorBoo your nails boiii

ScissorBoo by Pooboi February 3, 2020