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A person who thought their vocation was to be a scientist, then studied and trained to do so, but then realized they were better entertainers than scientists and ply their craft in TV scientainment shows.
Michio Kaku, scientainer who claims to be a theoretical physicist, claims that he knows events that happen in the universe that are the most violent in the universe's history, but cannot point to his source of history to support that self-serving claim.
by flybd5juan April 18, 2014