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Doesn't make science

When you have a topic about pseudoscience, religions, myths, or metaphysics
What is your horoscope?

I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!

You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.

Me: Doesn't make science.

couldn't be rocket science 

Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?

LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.

Condi: I could kiss you right now.

LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.

for those who don't speak fluent science 

a figure of speech or to simplify something confusing in science
"anyways for those who don't speak fluent science what i'm saying is they originally used snail snot(mucus) to make the color purple"

for those who don't speak fluent science 

to simplify something confusing for yall who don't pay attention in science (seriously pay attention!!)
the teacher looked at the class and said "anyways for those who don't speak fluent science they originally used snail snot/slime to make the color purple"

Mystery Science Theater 3000 

A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.
Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.

I'm with the Science Team! 

A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.
Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!