robert schwartzman 

Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.

Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.

robert schwartzman by MollyStarz April 29, 2008

jason schwartzman 

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

jason schwartzman by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.

Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...

schwartzentalk by proamauto July 31, 2023

Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

Schwartzing by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011

a Swartzman 

To act like a fool even though you are wrong.

Jason pulled a swartzman when he thought tigers came from Africa.

a Swartzman by Radar_220 January 1, 2009

schwartzenburg 

creepy old lady that stalks kids and makes odd jokes about sandwiches...

schwartzenburg: She wasn't really talking about a sandwich... if you know what i mean... So, where do you live?
child: AH!

schwartzenburg by hellomynameis12345678 February 23, 2009

schwartzentruber 

total awesomness!! very creative in poetry and dancing, could be the next Kevin bacon ( Footloose)

Ashley: check out that guy on the dance floor!

Kim: thats hot!, he's a total schwartzentruber!!!

schwartzentruber by kisskiss1 February 4, 2010