verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.
Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.
by Ihaveboobsthatmadeaguyschwalb September 16, 2012
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