Also known as the 4 Levels of Schwa. A lifestyle, usually pertaining to, but not always, a state of constant inebriation. Is also used as a prefix for the 4 levels of Schwa i.e schmeckled, schwifty, schmacked, and schwasted. In ascending order, these terms can be used to describe one's "drunkness" or "highness."
"Hey bro, on a scale of 1 to Schwa, how sauced are you? "
"I've only had a few shots, I'm a tad bit schmeckled."
Everyone who was versed on the 4 levels of Schwa knew Maddie was schwasted but she wouldn't listen.
To be one with the Schwa is to know one's limitations and to strive to push boundaries never thought to be achievable.
"I've only had a few shots, I'm a tad bit schmeckled."
Everyone who was versed on the 4 levels of Schwa knew Maddie was schwasted but she wouldn't listen.
To be one with the Schwa is to know one's limitations and to strive to push boundaries never thought to be achievable.
by Ruchbag October 5, 2017
Can either refer to:
a) a spineless guy who is invited home by girls and only sees them to their doorstep.
b) a peg boy.
c) a temporary and easily replaceable goalie.
a) a spineless guy who is invited home by girls and only sees them to their doorstep.
b) a peg boy.
c) a temporary and easily replaceable goalie.
by Irishlacrosse October 11, 2007
A common hairstyle among young teenagers where an inch or so of hair protrudes off of the wearer's forehead, almost like a hat. Eventually, the "schwa" becomes so extended that hair gel is no longer required.
by Sir10 July 28, 2014
by Habeas Corpses January 27, 2011