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He's got the schvantz of a bull! I'm walking bow-legged today!
by David Glaiser April 02, 2008
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the male genitalia.

see also: cock, penis, dong, dick

also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.
by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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That dog is chasing its schvantz.
by yelloz September 13, 2011
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