Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
by Benfea October 17, 2006
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A sexy fucking hell of a guy, he has a big dick, don’t fuk with him he will fuk you up
Did you see Caleb Schultz today he is looking fucking good
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A sexy as cuck guy that has a big dick like I mean big, he is fucking hot at hell, don’t fuck with him he will fuk you up
Hey man did you see Caleb Schultz beat the shit out of his meat
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Lovable girl with a fat dump truck of an ass
Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?

yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz
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When someone who is in charge, that has no business being so somehow manages to make everything more difficult and makes ignorant choices. Can also be defined as a hypocritical person and does nothing but complains and nitpicks. Another definition of Schultz is "shit"
"seems like your having a Schultz of a day"
by Gooch4914 August 20, 2021
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the is a guy named gavin that has a small dick and will pull it out for girls that will laugh at him. Gavin will never have sex and a pussy when it comes to party.
there gavin schultz goes again he is humping the girls leg again
by harry the baller September 12, 2016
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