Top Definition
Someone who has an rediculously small penis.Unless it involves it being a last name.And or with the first name Rainer then it becomes an oxymoron.
wow! Rainer Schuertzmann sure has a big penis.but that other schuertzmann standing next to him not so much.is that big mike?
by buzz dickyear June 13, 2010

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