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Middle School Kids 

Kids who come out of elementary school, and enter the realm of older people. Once cute and mostly all alike, they soon assume their "true" personalities. A kid may start to become an emo, a prep, a conformist, a scene kid (insert other stupid labels), and then become more and more like the label.

Some of them are okay, and some of them are whiny idiots.
Yeah, some middle school kids are complete losers, but some are okay.
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Columbia High School Kids

This group of students are known for carrying disposable cameras wherever they go, to document EVERY moment of their "eventful" lives. Then, they feel the need to post these pictures on facebook in albums with 100+ photos that no one gives a crap about. Next, they smoke pot outside of school in front of the security guards and teachers, who dont do anything. Everyone plays a sport and if you dont you play chess or are a drama geek. despite all the negatives they're known for amazing plays and dance teams. that is all. peace out girl scout.
"Dude, what up with that disposable camera you carry everywhere"

"Man, dont you know I'm a Columbia High School Kids?"

glenaeon school kids 

Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards
Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”

Schrade Middle School kids 

Ahh Schrade,The kids in it Their oh so bad.....I can't turn my back for one second,and theyll steal my stuff! Ohh ive seen them make substitutes cry!,Yes i REALLY have.And sometimes there would be sudden riots in the hallways,i once almost got trampled):and the funny thing is is that.... im one of them...MUHAHAHAHA.
Go Falcons! (Say It or they'll Fuck You Upp)

-Schrade middle school kids

Rowlett,texas

Private school kids

An absolute uptight asshole who thinks he's top shit. They'll look down on you because they come from some fucking wealthy ass family and they usually make fun of eshays. The only reason they so this is because they have been robbed or rolled by these cunts then they act like crybaby's. They also suck dick for a living (see boarding schools) and carry iPhone XS Max's around them and spit on lower class people. If you manage to come across these cunts, make sure you spit on them back and say fuck you to them ☺️.
Cameron: "Look at those Private school kids."

Thomas: "Don't pay any fucking attention to them."

Marist High School Kids 

Mostly just a bunch of nerds that try overly hard at everything they do. They get a free ride to the state championship for football in 2009 and... BOOM! Their better than every school in the area from Saint Rita to Mount Carmel and even think their as good Rice whos even worse than the other two schools named. Not to mention Marist did lose that game. Also with this lame school, they think that they are good because of a volleyball state championship, but in reality volleyball is what we would call a "wussy" sport.
Marist High School Kids: "Were the best school ever we won a state championship and we got runner up in 09!"

Everyone else: "You guys suck! you win volleyball and lose to main south in the championship!"

Reuther Middle School kids 

Any kid that is currently in or came from Reuther Middle School. The typical Reuther Middle School kid is somewhat cringy but always chill and cool. Kids that go to Reuther are full giga chads and spend their time on useful things, ignoring dumb peasants that bothers them (refer to west middle school kids). Reuther Middle School kids have full respect in the community of Rochester Hills. Reuther Middle School is a high budget school where only the smartest come from.
"Reuther Middle School kids are just the coolest."