School Board Special 

Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.

Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.

Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!

I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.

Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.

School Board Special by cthebold December 27, 2010

Undocked School Board 

A term used often to describe school board members who have no idea how a school operates. These members usually get elected in small, isolated, ignorant communities. The members dift aimlessly from topic to topic during meetings and promote their personal agendas that do damage to the school district. This type of school board drives away good instructors and makes it difficult for district administration to hire quality people.

District Superintendent: This newly elected school board I have to work with is impossible. They continue to break laws by discussing items in violation of the open meeting laws. This is an undocked school board!

Elementary School Principal: No kidding, Pawhuska is one ignorant community for electing these people.

Undocked School Board by Skypie November 22, 2011

Lower Merion School Board 

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

Lower Merion School Board by blob-bob April 25, 2009

Kansas State School Board 

Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!

Kansas State School Board 1999.

Kansas State School Board by not an ignoranus July 19, 2010

boarding school 

A frequently-stereotyped educational institution that often features a more diverse population than most people believe. Contrary to popular belief, not all boarding school students are snotty, preppy airheads and jocks. Not all are sent there as preparation for becoming trophy wives or CEOs. Boarding schools are not as weird and sheltered as they are portrayed to be (especially not for day students) and they do have significant value other than "getting the kids out of the way".

Many parents send children to boarding schools for high school because they feel this will better prepare them for college life. Others live in areas with poor public schooling systems and elect to send their children elsewhere, so they can have a better education. It may come as a shock to some that many boarding school students come from extremely rural areas or from so-called "bad neighborhoods" and are there on scholarship.

Living at a boarding school often puts kids in contact with people they would never meet otherwise, as students often come from all over the world. Interacting with people from different places and backgrounds generally broadens the students' minds and horizons. Dorm life requires that they learn to live with other people and to effectively resolve problems with roommates and neighbors.

It is recommended that one actually visit or attend a boarding school (as with a public or other private school) before passing judgement.

Boarding schools in general are not the elitist "rich kids' schools" they are made out to be.

boarding school by Feh July 20, 2008

Agapé Boarding School 

A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!

Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.

Agapé Boarding School by Pushtheground February 11, 2021

boarding school 

boarding school also known as prep school, with the usual steryotype of boarding school = rich kids which is NOT completely true, dont read the It girl. lots of the kids in boarding school are on financial aid; majority get in becuase of their ACADEMIC TALENTS, excusee mwah. most of the kids at boarding school are some of the best students in the country. the most popular schools include exeter, andover, deerfield, milton, groton, choate, hotchkiss, lawrenceville, taft, st.paul's, etc.

Caroline: Oh, you go to boarding school? Which one? i go to andover.
Andy: well, i applied to st. paul's and milton, but got rejected from milton's and waitlisted on st. paul's.

boarding school by heynow April 10, 2006