Gary Schofield 

The cancer that is killing Gaia Online. He first gained infamy when he, as CEO, laid off most of Gaia's good employees and replaced them with dimwitted yes-men led by his sidekick Jason Loia (whom he made the COO). Afterwards, he began selling virtual items for as high as $1000 to fund the flop that would later be known as Tentacl. Later, he introduced gold generators to drive up the prices of everything in Gaia's marketplace up to the point that spending real cash became the only option to enjoy the site.

He earned the ire of the users for his money-hungry ways. To secure his control as the totalitarian autocrat of the site, he ordered the mods to censor the forums and silence users who single out him and/or his puppets. He received the nicknames "Goldemort" and "he-who-must-not-be-named" because people who mention Gary's real name in the forums attract the banhammer often.

Many among Gaia Online's once-loyal users and employees have left, and Gaia will continue to suffer unitl Gary and his cronies are exterminated.

The Gaia Online that we all once knew and loved is indeed dead. And its murderer's name is Gary Schofield.

User1: You can win 1 trillion gold from a gold generator?
User2: No. That's just a cheap marketing strategy that Gary Schofield aka Goldemort hatched while at his vacation house in Zimbabwe. Nobody is actually going to get 1tril from it

Gary Schofield by DopamineBaby November 9, 2014

scoffle 

to eat a large amount of something in a quick manner

I was so hungry that I scoffled that chocolate.

scoffle by bosscw March 10, 2011

Schofielding 

Schofielding

Hiding ones sexual orientation in plain view. Preferably for a number of decades and under the red hot glare of the media spotlight.

As the interview reached its climax, the silver haired chat show host couldn't keep his eyes off the Iraq war veterans bulging biceps. "What must he look like with his top off" he wondered. The commercial break couldn't come quick enough. As he ran to the green room toilets, he discharged violently and without control, soaking the crouch and one entire trouser leg of his immaculately tailored Saville Row suit.

"Enough's enough!" he exclaimed, as his Producer towelled him dry

"it really is time to tell the kids."

"I totally agree" sighed his long suffering Producer,

"you really have been Schofielding for way too long."

Schofielding by Herbert Schweffe February 7, 2020

Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.

Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."

Akiva Schaffer by SobriquetLemonade August 31, 2009

Global warming scoffers 

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.

Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

Global warming scoffers by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010

scoffnosh 

The act of a student coming home to the parents house and consuming a tonne of shite in the first 15 minutes

I'm going back to the parents for a scoffnosh

scoffnosh by Aldoggu October 19, 2018

The Schonfeld Principle 

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)

“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

The Schonfeld Principle by Ceauxcheaux March 18, 2021