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(1) A person who particularly loves firewood, fire pits, and spending time around fires; (2) a chopper, seller, or distributor of premium grade firewood.
(1) “Anne, we can’t have a bonfire every single night. I need to study for my final exams!”, I exclaimed, thinking to myself about how much of a schmire she is.

(2) Make sure to head to your local schmire this holiday season so that you can make the most of your time with loved ones around the crackling fire.
Schmire by Scotticus Maximus December 21, 2020

schmoney 

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.
* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy
schmoney by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

schminky 

is an extraterrestrial creature from another planet that now lives in Cardiff.
hey that schminky is a very strange alien.
Girls that are bitchy and keep you from obtaining your life dreams
"Man that girls such a schmitney"
schmitney by thereelist January 4, 2015

schnidney schteamer

when you hold a girl upside down and vomit a fancy taco bell dinner into her pussy and then she takes a shit vomit combo dump on your chest.
Hey Tim how was last night ?

Tim: oh it was amazing I got a schnidney schteamer with extra guacamole!!!
A beautiful girl with unpredictable personality but when u know her she is quite hard to handle. She had faith in her boyfriend and she's also kind. She is short yet look cute. She has a white skin with korean looking girl. She's attractive and charming. The one who get her is damn lucky
Damn it! Shirney is so cute
shirney by Sunghaaaaa December 27, 2017