The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.
Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!
by Marshall November 2, 2004
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fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?
by chumba wumbla February 24, 2008
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