schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

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Schmeeda

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

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Another word for being drunk beyond one's own control.

I'm so schmeed...

Schmeed by JakeHerman August 15, 2011

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“Do you want to go smoke some schmeed?”

Absolutely yes I do

Schmeed by Sadnradd June 24, 2022

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Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

Schmeted by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

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A type of test tube containing the fecal matter of 3 persons (one person must preferably have brown skin) and also contains their urine.

I used a schmeeder in the science laborotory

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A schmeed is a relatively small penis, sometimes resembling a small nugget. Similar to a chode.

Man 1: I’m going to take what you care about most
Man 2: No! Not ma schmeed!

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