schnagling 

An art similar to cock blocking. Where as cock blocking is in front view of the victim, Schangling is somewhat more devious. To sneak over to a girl in a bar or club when the person who was chatting her up,is on a short term absence " smoking , toilet or at the bar". Schangling is an act of espionage carried out from a distance, carried out only at the right time.

How did you get on with that girl Paul? "No good, she was talking to him when I got back from the toilet, he must of been Schnagling me"

schnagling by HKO15 June 15, 2017

Smeagling 

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.

Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.

Smeagling by toon definitions November 11, 2014

schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life

"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"

schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010

shmeagling 

Being drunk, walking around acting like you belong wherever you are at.

My friend was shmeagling around wearing board shorts and a bright red wig , going from one campsite to another.

shmeagling by Robdawgslc January 13, 2016

schmaling 

a tall faget, abnormally tall and gay

abnormally tall and gay

schmaling by u no who it is April 28, 2004

schmeling 

A type of cancer that gives people orgasms every 10 minutes. The cancer also makes autistic kids vigorously hard all the time but prevents semen from coming out of the male penis when ejaculating

Dude, you must have schmeling

schmeling by Google Wikipedia November 5, 2017