schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency

schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

schlonged 

dick slapped

hillary got schlonged

schlonged by demhatz April 2, 2016

schlonged 

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

schlonged by kennclie April 10, 2016

Schlongwich 

The "Torpedo sandwich" at Quiznos; a horrible tasting sandwich that is shaped exactly like a dick, the image of which is augmented by mayonnaise dripping out the front of it.

Max: I got the Torpedo at Quiznos, it was disgusting.
Chris: Haha Max, you ate a schlongwich!

Schlongwich by Bedlam 1-2-3 April 26, 2009

schlongdidong 

a big penis that i like to suck on

oh wow your boyfriend has a really big schlongdidong

schlongdidong by cocks are very daddy February 15, 2022

schlonged 

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

schlonged by g-windsor April 23, 2016