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The lethargic and sometimes painful state reached after one has consumed too much food.
If you are schlaunskied you might stare into empty space without speaking for abnormal stretches of time, moving and breathing may be belabored efforts, you may experience stomach pain and/or a headache, and you will feel the need to rest. Consuming large amounts of food is exhausting.

You are in a food coma.
by prettyproducerbee November 12, 2008