Schlachtered
The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.
Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009
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Schlatze'd
To get drunk beyond a normal amount and behave in a stupid manner. Like shaking a tree and getting arrested or getting kicked out of a basketball arena.
Schlatze'd by Gargantula99 May 4, 2010
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease
Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.
The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting
Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.
The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting
Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease
-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??
-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee
-sweet
-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??
-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee
-sweet
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009
Getting Schlagered
Face first, hands second.
This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.
(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.
(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
Schlager Fuchs
(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.
(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
Schlager Fuchs by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007
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schlater by The Og From DA North May 4, 2005