schlaf't 

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Man #1: Hey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Man #2: Shut up
Man #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist imp!
Man #2: Schlaf't hehe

schlaf't by Wibbster_joe May 9, 2018

schlaf't 

Word used to denote, convey, or evoke tease and provocation, esp. in a salacious manner.

Dude #1: Hey Carlos, I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Could you come here please?
Dude #2: Shut up
Dude #1: I summon you to come hither at once, you moist twat!
Dude #2: Schlaf't

schlaf't by Wibbster_joe March 5, 2018

Schlagg 

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

hunter schafer 

an ethereal angel

i love hunter schafer

hunter schafer by garden93 October 23, 2020

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009