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Noun. Adj. A group of muslims that lived from 896 B.C. to 35 C.E. typically credited with the invention of the blow job.
Sometimes I suspect that Leslie is partly Schitari.
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A type of drug traditional used as cheap subsitutes of marijuana and willet.
Last night I snuck behind the barn to smoke some willet and schitari with my mother's bong.
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Noun. A roaming animal known for it's sexual intensity and agression.
Karen goes like a green- horned schitari!
I was prowling in the woods, and my oh my what did I see but a baby schitari!
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