Skip to main content

Scharzing 

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.
1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."
Scharzing by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

schproing 

The sound a jack-in-the-box makes when opened.
The sound that something springy and tightly bound makes when it is finally released.
His dork popped outta his buttoned fly with a mighty schproing when sexy Sadie strolled by.
schproing by Tentmakerjohn October 6, 2005

scarfing 

Tying a scarf or other piece of material around the neck during masturbation to abstruct blood flow to the head, and increase the pleasure at climax.
Brian: If I want to experience the joys of scarfing, what the hell business is it of yours?!
Michael: It's my business cause I'm the one that will get the call from the the god damn cleaning lady who finds you hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner!
scarfing by cuethepulsetobegin June 21, 2007

sharting shortstop

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.
sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting 

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.
Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

scaring the hoes 

1. slang in the music community. this phrase is usually referred when someone plays music that is not appealing or "mainstream" in a sense.

2. the new JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown album that does what its name suggests: scaring the hoes.
+ "yo dawg pass the aux cord"
- "you better not play weird ass shit that ends up scaring the hoes"
+ *puts death grips on*
- "you ain't ever getting the aux cord again
scaring the hoes by AquaNeutral March 31, 2023