scamera 

portmanteau of scam and camera, a term used to describe traffic cameras, speed cameras, red light cameras. which are all about making money not safety

Since the red light scamera was installed they shortened the duration of the yellow light to boost revenue now there are a lot more accidents.

scamera by Just_sayin' July 4, 2021

Two-seater

A person, usually female, with an arse so enormous it takes up two seats on a bus or other public transport. The sight of this apparition Is so remarkable that owner ceases to be a person and become just a mobile arse. The next stage usually results in the disbelieving mind asking a number of questions such as “Is it an elephant in disguise?” “How did it get into those jeans?” “Does it have its own Facebook page?” “Are the seats going to collapse?” This is usually followed by wondering “If it escaped would it attack people and ravage the countryside?” This in turn is followed by the heartfelt prayer, “Please don’t let it fart!”

I was on the bus yesterday and this enormous arse got on, talk about a two-seater, if there’d been a third seat it would have had that as well.

Two-seater by AKACroatalin May 16, 2015

scatortion

A medical procedure whereby rich people have their poos removed by caesarian rather than bringing them to term.

Rhonda: Hey Linda! Have you done a poo yet today?
Linda: Oo no! Disgusting! I've already been for a scatortion at the clinic.

scatortion by steveinakld July 5, 2012

scamera 

A traffic camera, in the eyes of those who hate them and think the state is out to make money off of them.

"Scamera" is a portmanteau of SCAM and CAMera. (It could also be a portmanteau of Speed and CAMERA).

I got slapped by a SCAMERA!!!

scamera by Bed time March 17, 2010

SatErday 

An idiots version of Saturday

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.

SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 

An adjective used to emphasize high achievement in any professional field.

Kassie: Mick, I got the job!

Mick: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater!

Kassie: All you care about is video games.

Mick: Nah, babe! It's Tony Hawk's Pro Skater that you got the job!

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater by McMeddles February 7, 2014

skater 

a skater is a person who knows how to skateboard. you don't have to have a certain style or look a certain way. f*ck the stereotype. a skateboarder is simply just riding a board and bein good at it. skateboarding is all about being yourself and expressing your own style. so if someone tells you that you cant skateboard cause you're "too basic" or you dont "look the part" then you throw the middle fingers up and say "i can do what the f*ck i want" but dont pretend you're something you're not cause its hella dope to just be yourself.

douche:you dont even look like a skater
you:well i am so suck it

skater by seriously.doanollie June 25, 2019