Scorpininosis 

A medical condition where one is too tall at a young age or has unrealistic proportions. Usually results in serious injury or death. You tend to grow rapidly (perhaps in just one part of your body) and your bones and muscles will fall apart and you will probably die.

“Did you hear he said he’s 6’9” and only 11 years old?!?”

“Yeah he probably has Scorpininosis”
“Oh man, that sucks, he’ll probably die tomorrow”
“Yeah”
“Rip”
“Rip”

Scorpininosis by OfficialGary. September 1, 2021

Scarpino

A dumb fuck who has no friends and has the dick the size of a peanut also is a disgrace to the human body

Your a real Scarpino

Scarpino by Big toe 115 February 25, 2019

Scarpinitis

What a person has, when they are so crazy, that the Doctors don't how to diagnose the multiple mental illnesses.

She has bad Scarpinitis. She's been blowin up my phone all day. Wants me to get back together with her, then tells me to go fuck myself.

Scarpinitis by Monkeylover25001 December 17, 2011

jet scarpino 

a sweet dude who ate paint chips as a small child. may have been dropped down multiple flights of stairs. enjoys the soothing sounds of adult contemporary music. may not know how to opperate a motor vehicle.

"did jet scarpino do jamie in the bathroom?"

"does andrew fuck dirties? COME ON!"

jet scarpino by mangaman420 March 29, 2005