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One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.
Whoa...look at that girl, she's so ugly she almost looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
by Blair21500 February 05, 2009
 
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A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.
Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a
by Y!a addiction February 05, 2009