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An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.
Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!
Swampus by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004
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Skampus: “I’m having problems with the finobe client”

User: “HAHAHA GOOD ONE SKAMPUS”
Skampus by That random guy thing September 15, 2019
A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass
I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.
swampus by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011
The campus slut
That bitch Chloe is a total slampus.-Brylee
Slampus by Figges125 September 3, 2018

Scambush 

Any attempt at legitimate social interaction used to lure people into a high-pressured sales pitch or propagandistic/proselytization event.
We went to the Super-Bowl party, but it was just a scambush for some guy's internet business.
When a female moisturizes your beard with her coochie juice.
Shampussy- When a chick rides your face and leaves your beard wet.
shampussy by SirAlihaaannn January 19, 2021