Sploodoo

A mixture of semen, blood, and doodoo usually resulting from rough anal sex.

I was pounding her ass balls deep, when I got up that morning my dick was covered in sploodoo!

Sploodoo by Kizurazgubye January 17, 2008

if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

if there's blood, play in the mud by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009

gine sploodge

When some sort of sticky disgusting stainful liquid comes out of your gine gine (VAGINA). This is a very disgusting thing and you might have to change you undiez after. Gine sploodges are very rare.

OMG./
LOL
SUXZ4U.

omg i just had a GINE SPLOODGE what shuld i do!@!!!! da panty linerz dint work!! LOL BRB i have to change.

gine sploodge by omgz corey K!!@ September 7, 2006

green dragon's blood 

Green dragon's blood is a substance brewed from moonshine and weed. it has the potential, if it's well made, to get you both high and drunk, or crunk, at the same time.

maaaan that green dragon's blood fucked us up.

green dragon's blood by tdagarim July 30, 2010

Deer's Blood 

Deer's Blood is a slang term for Jagermeister. as myth goes over in germany they mix jagermeister with the blood of a buck Giving it the name Deer's blood.

Marquise: YO! Last Night We Got Fucked Up On Deer's Blood
Bob: WTF Kind Of Name Is Marquise?!?

Deer's Blood by KillerPooMuffin March 24, 2009

life's blood

The reason for someone to exist. The absolute love and obsession of a person's life.

Tim George is my life's blood!

life's blood by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

sbloop 

The mixture of semen, blood, and poop that is a direct result of anal sex.

Scott had sbloop on his dick after taking Sara's ass virginity.

sbloop by Research GOD November 8, 2011