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Norwegian Sawhorse 

A Norwegian Sawhorse is a term used to describe a male whose penis has been gnawed off by either a homosexual male or heterosexual female. The homosexual male or heterosexual female whom performed the Norwegian Sawhorse frequently ingest the blood from the penal area, gargling it in their mouth, and then making a neighing sound. It often results in extreme loss of blood from the penal area, as well as detaching part of the penis.
Frank: Hey Bill, do you want to go get a little practice in at the bowling alley?

Bill: Nope, sorry, I can't. Last night my boyfriend gave me a Norwegian Sawhorse and I can hardly walk today. Do you have any triple antibiotic ointment I could borrow?

sawhorse slider 

the act of bending a person over an object (ie. a sawhorse) so that hands and feet are touching the floor and then moving the penis back and forth through the butt crack so as to achieve sexual pleasure (imagine titty fucking only with a couple of fat ass cheeks)
Did you see the shitter on that critter? I'd love to give her the sawhorse slider!
sawhorse slider by goodcook January 3, 2010

sawhorse 

A sawhorse is the act of a man jacking off while sitting on a womens back.
after banging the hell out of my wifes ass, I said, "Hey baby, how about a sawhorse." Without hesitation, she said please.
sawhorse by baugh November 10, 2004
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Mississippi Sawhorse 

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.
Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.

Samwhore 

Someone who is just buys Samsung products, Whether it be a TV, fridge, stove, camera, etc.
Person 1: I just got the New Samsung Galaxy Phone!
Person 2: You are such a Samwhore
Samwhore by Tsamane July 10, 2012
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You owe me some money. "Say who"
Say Who by J December 3, 2003