Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone 

A meaningless term, normally used by morons, idiots, dimwits and dorks, to refer to Anglo-Saxons, revealing a lack of intelligence and mental creativity in the person who says it. Initially used as a term in the mid to late 1980s by Kempke when his English teacher was discussing Anglo-Saxons, wherefor he turned to Skoudas and said laughingly, "Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone!"

Kempke, laughing, and with a red face, turned his half-hearted attention away from the teacher to face Skuodas and in a hardly concealed voice, whispered loudly, "Anglo-Saxon saxaphone! Anglo-Saxon saxaphone!"

Anglo-Saxon Saxaphone by P'tainz October 7, 2010

saxaphone 

A butchery of the word "saxophone."

If you see someone referring to "saxaphones," you know that they don't know a damn thing about music.

saxaphone by Fire August 28, 2004

saxaphone 

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

saxaphone by krddovs May 27, 2006

saxaphone 

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

saxaphone by mixolydian April 7, 2010

Rusty Saxaphone 

A female receiving anal felatio while getting the reach around "saxaphone" style. -Rusty Saxaphone

The Female version of the Rusty Trombone.

My boyfriend was drunk and decided it would be fun to give me the rusty saxaphone last night, I'm glad he had cut his fingernails earlier in the day.

Rusty Saxaphone by Jordan Fenton August 18, 2008

alto saxaphone 

the idiotic way of spelling "saxophone"
the saxophone is the hottest instrument out there
especially when the alto sax is played by a girl ;)

Ignorant person: "Hey whos that hot chick playing the alto saxaphone over there?"
Intelligent person: "Actually, its saxOphone. And you're right. shes absolutely gorgeous.

alto saxaphone by MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoysToTheYard March 7, 2008

Saxaphone Player 

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star

“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”

Saxaphone Player by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018