This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.
I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.
by name not already in use January 30, 2011