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Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done
Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

Stan worship 

1. Worshiping people who worship Eminem.

2. Worshiping stans in general, of any celebrity or quasi-celebrity. Adjacent to a stan stan.
1.Join together in Stan worship and praise Stan, who did love us so that he sacrificed himself for an Eminem song.

2. Praise stans

satin-worshipers 

1. A misspelled version of Satan-worshippers
2. People who really, really, realy like satin
1. You satin-worshipers get off my property or I'm callin' the cops!
2. I love my satin sheets so much; I must admit I'm a satin-worhiper.
satin-worshipers by howste September 8, 2006

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026