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the guy who lives in hell hurting peaple and comanding deamnons on earth to be total ass holes
"satan is cool, somtimes i cant whait to die."
by evil girl August 08, 2007
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The best thing satan did was manipulate the world into thinking he doesn't exist, that way no one would fear the punishment of their souls.
Trying to make Christianity a paradox. How does the world get created?
explosion? of what? where did that come from? and where did that thing come from etc?
Try to grasp the initiation of time...
by Jimmy Henderson August 14, 2005
38 52
A wimp who doesn't rule over anything.
Hell is a place of Satan's torment,not something he's in control of or rules over.
by Dude,Satan is a little bitch. April 07, 2005
61 75
The reason the world is in such a shitty state yesterday,today and tomarrow.
Burn in hell Satan,you sick freak!
by Satan is nobody's friend. January 09, 2005
82 96
I do have to point out that this is SATAN we we are talking about, and not the Christian anti god that most people are led to believe. Satanism is a religion that DOES NOT believe in the SACRIFICE of CHILDREN of ANIMALS, a child or animal is the PUREST form of LIFE and is raised above all others. Satanism stands for : 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours, which, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
this is copyright Anton Szandor LaVey, the true founder of the Church Of Satan. I Will Now Take This Oppurtunity To Remind To Of The Human Right Of Freedom OF Speech. Thank You For Your Time!
Satan is the acceptance of Man as an animal. and he would kick ass if he was a deity.
by Marissa. February 27, 2005
59 74
Bill Clinton's lover on South Park.
Clinton and Satan BOTH have giant red asses like Liza Minelli.
by Satan is a nazi fag January 08, 2005
74 89
He has been cast into hell by God, because he said that he wanted to be better than God.

He lives in some peoples hearts, and he is destroying there lives because he wants as many people in hell as possible.

Another word for Satan is 666, the anti-christ, and the devil

In the end times he will say that he is Jesus when he isnt.

Satan hates Jesus.
by XOXOXOXO baby April 06, 2009
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