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non-sasser 

The state of having absolutely ZERO sass. Often times these people believe they are extremely sassy, the majority of non-sassers believe that they are in fact sass king/queen. This is not the truth, though, as non-sassers have no sass, and are very often confused. They are best dealt with by putting them into their rightful NO SASS place and given some pineapple juice and a link to this definition.
Josh is a non-sasser, which was clearly established at the party on Monday.
non-sasser by sassy.coyote June 11, 2011
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One who is sassy.
One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.
One who possesses the gift of sass.
One who wears or has sassy items in and around their body on a regular basis.
Taylor and Kelsey were sassers to their english teacher Mr. Girard.
sasser by Areanna February 12, 2008
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Sassertive 

"Hellooooo, my blood sugar is low! Give me the damn food" "Damn you're sassertive! It's pretty hot, actually."
Sassertive by MuzzyIsMe April 8, 2006
A person of questionable character. Someone who would borrow our saw, and not return it.
Man, he just casted his line right across my fishing line...What a Sasser
Sasser by Sasserman October 10, 2008
One who is sassy. One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.
Taylor and Kelsey were sassers to their english teacher Mr. Girard.
sasser by Areanna January 12, 2009
A fuckin varient, it seems, to the blaster virus. RUN!
I got sasser and my computer keeps rebootin
sasser by bh May 3, 2004