sassaphone

an imaginary phone that pertains to someone's sassy attitude.
Derek was very rude to the teacher, so Jessie said, "Ring, Ring." And Whitney said, "Derek, it's for you; your sassaphone is ringing."

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Josh was in a bad mood, and was very edgy so Emily told him to hang up his sassaphone.
by j.stizzle April 04, 2010
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