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Often a name given for someone who has a big penis.
That man standing over there appears to be quite a sarjant.
Sarjant by booomslang April 2, 2009

Sargent Johnson 

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.
Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!

Sarantis 

An absolute hottie so good in bed could beat up godzilla bear handed
Sarantis is the hottest man alive

First Sargent's Time 

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"

martin sargent 

A Great man who was cheated out of doing his great show.
Well i would say watch G4Techtv, but they cancelled him...
martin sargent by Cheesebadger January 5, 2005